...and why has he chosen to steal lovely Christmas decorations?
He claims it is all in the name of ethical treatment for penguins, but we suspect other motivations.
The Mazza family awoke this morning to find all decorations stolen from their lawn.
The criminals involved have left only a few dangling lights and stakes in the ground. This man claims to be innocent, but has been involved from the beginning. He is known to associate with the Reindeer Liberation Front (RLF) and heads up the organization known as PETOP, People for the Ethical Treatment of Penguins. As with the RLF, PETOP is known for its criminal activity including trespassing, burglary, forcing animals to pose for pictures and other unnecessary grinchiness....hardly ethical....
We know how close you are, Mr. Scrooge...and we are even closer.
All will be revealed in time...
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PETOP takes claim for no more than the rescue of it's beloved penguin friend. As for Santa, he must have been so upset with the atrocities at these humans' abode, that he got up and left on his own! A real man of character!
-The Emperor
Like the fugitive who must find the real killer to clear his name, I have been doing some investigating of my own. One man has been surprisingly quiet throughout these proceedings. He is close enough to have been to your yard and back home before even his wife could notice. In fact, he could tell her he was taking out the trash and have an alibi all neat and tidy. Why, he even lives on the same side of the street!
I can't think of anyone else who has the carisma and charm to convice people like Cortney, Tom and Ted to send out emails on his behalf. I won't name names but the son of this man would love a reindeer and snowglobe - http://www.solanapres.org/Visitors_AboutUs/OurStaff/191271.aspx
No need to thank me.
Hmmm... Points well made and well taken!
For the record, I do not think that silhouette looks like Mr. Nybo.
And, I am not entirely sure that all of the criminal activity centered around the Mazza house lawn is driven by testosterone. I am highly suspicious of some estrogenical influences.
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