TO: Reindeer Liberation Front
RE: Jamie Mazza (aka. Clark Griswald) Deernapping Tragedy
You have made two fatal mistakes
1) You stole the reindeer that I bought for my grandchildren, the one that moves its head from side to side and gently bobbles up and down.
2) You took the beloved reindeer and left that hideous inflatable snow globe.
The appropriate authorities have been contacted.
You had better pray they find you before I do.
FROM: Rosemary Coleman (aka. Blessed to be a Blessing)
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As hideous as that snow globe is, you'll have to understand that our main focus here at the Reindeer Liberation Front is to free reindeer.
You'll have to contact the PLF (Penguin Liberation Front) to do something about that ridiculous snow globe. Trapping a helpless penguin inside a plastic bubble....how cruel.
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