Who is this man, you ask?
...and why has he chosen to steal lovely Christmas decorations?
He claims it is all in the name of
ethical treatment for penguins, but we suspect other motivations.
The Mazza family awoke this morning to find all decorations stolen from their lawn.
The criminals involved have left only a few dangling lights and stakes in the ground. This man claims to be innocent, but has been involved from the beginning. He is known to associate with the Reindeer Liberation Front (RLF) and heads up the organization known as PETOP, People for the Ethical Treatment of Penguins. As with the RLF, PETOP is known for its criminal activity including trespassing, burglary, forcing animals to pose for pictures and other unnecessary grinchiness....hardly ethical....
We know how close you are, Mr. Scrooge...and we are even closer.
All will be revealed in time...